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Episode 11: Cool Hand Lou

Every one of these posts kills me, I can't get enough.

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10:04 AM

RickDickens77:

Lou?

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11:13 AM

RickDickens77:

Louis

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12:02 PM

LouisTheCat:

oh hey

RickDickens77:

What's up?

LouisTheCat:

just got up

RickDickens77:

Wow. Guess the extra exercise is wearing you out!

LouisTheCat:

yeah look man i think we need to talk about that

LouisTheCat:

the whole exercise thing is fine

LouisTheCat:

we both know i could use it

LouisTheCat:

but uh

RickDickens77:

What's the problem, I thought you liked your gift

LouisTheCat:

no no i do

LouisTheCat:

i mean i appreciate it

LouisTheCat:

its just

LouisTheCat:

you know

LouisTheCat:

i dont know if i even want to talk about it

RickDickens77:

I think you might have to, I'm not following.

LouisTheCat:

the thing is

LouisTheCat:

im not proud of the way i act when you bring that thing out

RickDickens77:

Are we even talking about the same thing?

LouisTheCat:

i dont feel in control

LouisTheCat:

thats not me

RickDickens77:

I feel like maybe you're blowing it out of proportion a little

LouisTheCat:

thats a side of me i never wanted you to see

RickDickens77:

It's a laser pointer, Lou.

LouisTheCat:

see now i feel like im gonna be sick

LouisTheCat:

theres a darkness inside of me

RickDickens77:

Ok, Batman.

LouisTheCat:

im a monster rick

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1:14 PM

RickDickens77:

Oh hey Lou, speaking of gifts-

RickDickens77:

I was thanking Mom for Christmas stuff and I mentioned the Slim Jims

RickDickens77:

She didn't know what I was talking about.

LouisTheCat:

yeah no

LouisTheCat:

i got those

RickDickens77:

Ok, wow

RickDickens77:

Thanks! But, uh

LouisTheCat:

dont mention it

RickDickens77:

Well how did you get them?

LouisTheCat:

same way you get them dummy

RickDickens77:

But I get them at the convenience store.

LouisTheCat:

right thats what bodega ray said

LouisTheCat:

he said theyre your favorite

RickDickens77:

Hold up.

RickDickens77:

Bodega Ray brought them to our house?

RickDickens77:

How did he know where we live?

LouisTheCat:

no no he sent them home with me

RickDickens77:

Wait how do you even know who Bodega Ray is?

RickDickens77:

I'm lost.

LouisTheCat:

ok see if you can keep up

LouisTheCat:

he said take these to rick

LouisTheCat:

and he put them in a bag

LouisTheCat:

and i brought them home

RickDickens77:

You brought them home. From the store.

LouisTheCat:

hey look that college degree was worth something after all

RickDickens77:

What in the hell were you doing at the store

RickDickens77:

What were you doing OUT?

LouisTheCat:

i go out all the time

RickDickens77:

What?! You're an indoor cat!

LouisTheCat:

man have we met

RickDickens77:

How do you get out?

LouisTheCat:

im getting the feeling i shouldnt tell you that

RickDickens77:

How long have you been getting out?

LouisTheCat:

whats today

RickDickens77:

Tuesday.

LouisTheCat:

lets see then

LouisTheCat:

carry the one

LouisTheCat:

four years maybe

RickDickens77:

Ok back up, I don't trust your sense of time.

RickDickens77:

When's the first time you got out?

LouisTheCat:

remember that time when the cleaning lady freaked out and quit

RickDickens77:

Do I remember ending up in court?

RickDickens77:

Do I remember paying a settlement?

RickDickens77:

Do I remember being blacklisted by the housekeeping community?

RickDickens77:

Yes, Lou. I remember.

LouisTheCat:

ok it was like the day after that

RickDickens77:

That was the first week I had you.

LouisTheCat:

sounds right

RickDickens77:

I don't even know what to say

LouisTheCat:

id say like ok or cool or way to go or something

RickDickens77:

But it's not ok or cool, Lou

RickDickens77:

You're supposed to be an indoor cat

RickDickens77:

I need you to tell me how you've been getting out.

LouisTheCat:

you keep saying im an indoor cat

LouisTheCat:

maybe youre just wrong

RickDickens77:

How are you getting out Lou

LouisTheCat:

why would i tell you that now

RickDickens77:

Because I'm trying to keep you safe.

LouisTheCat:

from what

RickDickens77:

From disease, from raccoons, from cars...

LouisTheCat:

disease huh

LouisTheCat:

so you made me get shots just so i could stay inside

LouisTheCat:

nice rick

RickDickens77:

That's not the point.

LouisTheCat:

raccoons are stupid and slow dont worry about them

LouisTheCat:

and i look both ways

LouisTheCat:

be alert accidents hurt

LouisTheCat:

chance takers are accident makers

LouisTheCat:

give a hoot dont pollute

LouisTheCat:

all that stuff

RickDickens77:

I don't like it.

RickDickens77:

I'm going to have to find where you're getting out and fix it.

LouisTheCat:

rick

LouisTheCat:

dont be like this

LouisTheCat:

youre wasting your time rick

RickDickens77:

We'll see.

LouisTheCat:

i gotta jet

LouisTheCat:

twister party at pumpkins house

RickDickens77:

You better hope you're inside when I figure it out

LouisTheCat:

shaking in my boots rick

LouisTheCat:

enjoy your slim jims

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LouisTheCat has gone offline

Posted on January 17, 2012 via Louis vs. Rick with 117 notes

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